my Facebook rant ;)

Facebook jacks up my blood pressure because some people are so incredibly illiterate. Seriously, it takes way more effort to "spell lyke this bc eye hav no centz. mii momma dropped meh on mii hed win eye wuz a babii". I really wonder if those who choose to butcher the english language that badly have an IQ higher than the amount of fingers and toes I have, but I seriously doubt it.

Facebook jacks up my blood pressure because of all the unecessary drama. Oh. my. gah. Not only is the crap hitting the fan with children in highschool but it's also coming from "adults" *I use that term lightly because their actions do not scream maturity* Honestly, I can handle petty-ness from teenagers because they might not know better but those who are older than 19, are married, & especially if they have children should be ashamed of themselves. I don't care what the situation is. What kind of example are you setting for your child? What kind of role model are you? I feel bad for that innocent baby who's father or mother is acting like a 3 year old and finds it necessary to throw a temper tantrum for attention.

Facebook jacks up my blood pressure because of those spam profiles that tag people in borderline pornographic pictures and those annoying ugly shoes. GEEZ! If you don't know the person that has sent you a friend request then DO NOT CONFIRM IT. Not only is that dangerous because you may or may not have your address, phone number, or pictures of your surroundings on your profile, but that crazy broad or guy that's attempting to add you just might be a pedophile, rapist, or a terrorist. Oh & I'd rather not have my news feed littered with half naked women/men and shoes. C'mon. Its' common sense, yo!

Facebook jacks up my blood pressure because of profanity. I'll be honest, if I stomp my toe on something the first words out of my mouth is probably not going to reflect that I am a Christian. That's human nature. BUT you have complete control of what words you type out on the keyboard of your phone or computer. There are so many other words in your vocabulary that you could use to convey frustrations in life.

Facebook jacks up my blood pressure because I have dingbats on my facebook that think it's cute to talk about their bowel movements and their sex lives for the entire world to see. What a combination, huh? I have no desire whatsoever to know what the color or consistency of your terdlings are or what sound they made when they hit the water. There is also nothing beneficial about making private bedroom business public. Although reading such atrocities make me lose weight by making me turn all bulemic for a second or losing my appetite all together, I could go my whole life not knowing about your freakiness. That is disgusting, tacky, & slutty. I'm not jealous at all. Please keep the fact that someone actually wants to participate in the act of breeding with your herpes infested nasty parts to yourself. K? Thanks.

Facebook jacks up my blood pressure because of the million pictures posted with retarded and contorted poses.  (GIRLS) The camera above the head looking up pose is old. That freaking duck lipped/kissy face pose is old. The peace sign with the duck lips is old.  The pic with your lips twisted to the side is old. (GUYS) The mirror pic is old. The chest/ab shot is old. The nerd glasses are old *I know that has nothing to do with this but it annoys me, I never understood the Urkel fad.* The pics of your guns are old. The pics of the waves in your head are old. Pictures of smoking coming out of your nose &/or mouth is old. The rebel flag pic is old.

Facebook jacks up my blood pressure because of people who are constantly trying to sell something. Good grief. I know what your products are, I know how to contact you, I know where your business or home is. I will let you know if I want something or if I have questions. Please do not bombard my account with redundant postings. I know times are hard and everyone has a hustle (lol) but you're losing client base when you annoy the bejeezus out of them.

Facebook jacks up my blood pressure because of the ones who think I care about their every move. I don't need or want a play by play of your day. Goodness gracious, is it really all that necessary to have a status like this "Jane Doe went to the grocery store at 9, came home and washed clothes, drank a glass of coke zero, peed, bathed the dog, blew my nose, & now I'm watching Toddlers & Tiaras". No one cares & I most certainly do not give a rat's hiney either ;).

Facebook jacks up my blood pressure because of those who post derogatory, vulgar, and horrible things everyday except for Sundays. Every other day it's "F this & F that", then Sunday it's "God is amazing blah blah blah". Christianity is a lifestyle that is supposed to be applied every day. I'm not perfect but I have sense enough to know that God sees, hears, and knows all things EVERY day.

Seriously.....