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Thursday, September 8, 2011

Fyi's and tmi's.

-I am not a fan of blue toilet bowl water. When I was a kid, I peed in it without looking at the toilet water and freaked out because I thought my pee was blue.

-This girl's got game but I had to hang up my pimpin ways since well, ya know, I'm married and all. ;)

-I'm a candle fanatic.

-When I was 8 years old, my daddy made me ride the Mind Bender at six flags. It scarred me for life and I still to this day will not step foot on anything that flips.

-There is no other music better than R&B.

-Forgiveness is not a virtue that I have mastered just yet. I'm sure the fact that I've been screwed over a zillion times has nothing to do with that. Ha.

-I really hate bras. I can't tell you how many times I've been stabbed and popped by underwire but I hate sports bras. It's like a unibrow of the mammary glands.

-Love is colorblind. Proud rep for interracial relationships!

-Ear wax, dirty fingernails, and chapped lips disgust me.

-I get a bag of ranch sunflower seeds and a large blue icee every weekend I work.

-My devil horns come out if it's too early in the morning or if I get super hot.

-I wasn't born with a filter or a muzzle. I have one smart mouth but I'm not mean at all. Just don't play with fire and you won't get burned :)

-pinterest addict

-I have a serious case of baby fever. Too bad Q is 584884748384747378373 miles away.

-I work at a hospital but despise going to the doctor, especially the gyno. Guys should have to be swabbed too dang it. I'd much rather turn my head and cough.

-I'm a Navy wife and have absolutely no idea how to speak military mumbo jumbo.

-I've always wondered why the brokest people always ask for help but then the next day I get on Facebook, they've gone and got another tattoo. Random I know.

-Speaking of tattoos, I have 2. I love them.

-I'm an insomniac thanks to deployment.

-Idris Elba is my obsession. Hims is purty.

-I moan and groan in my sleep and I've woken myself up doing it. Promise I'm not gettin any in dreamland.

-Twilight sucks. I'm a Harry Potter nerd.

-I've had to go through a lot of hard thing so far in my short 21 years but nothing has hurt me worse than having to say goodbye to a beautiful blue eyed 4 year old girl. Cancer sucks. That hurt me to my soul.

-Q knows that EB has a part of my heart no one else will ever touch and he's cool with that. This is why I love him.

-I hate it when people type like this: it's tyme fo mii 2 go tu sleep cuz eye need ta go ta skewl. Mayb I won't luk lyke a dummii wen i lurn how ta spell.

-I HATE THE N WORD!!!!

-I'm terrified of snakes.

-I'm completely in love with how Q's cheeks almost cover his eyes when he smiles, I love how he always wears just the right amount of cologne.

-My husband is an Auburn fan and I pray for God to spare him the fiery flames of hell for that every night lol.

-ROLL TIDE!!!!

-My momma is my best friend even if wanna rip each others eyes out every now and then.

-Bars and clubs are not my thing.

-I'm enjoying karma backhand a few people who did me wrong. Every dog has it's day. ;)

-Watch Fireproof and Facing the Giants. It'll change your life.

-It's 2:29 am and I'm done with this post.

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